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Thursday, February 4, 2010

SAIFUL & THE ARTS OF KEMUT : ZACK RAMBLES

Patah balik kebelakang zaman mendiang Florence Griffith Joyner, pelari pecut wanita USA yg glamour tu. Berbadan muscular dengan pecutan power. Dia ni mmemang diketahui umum dikalangan atlet & pemegang tampuk kuasa persatuan atlet seluruh dunia mengambil steroid tetapi tidak boleh dibuktikan walaupun dibuat urine test.
Tetiba timbul satu idea & pandangan. Ditanya oleh seseorang "pernah tak you all terfikir kenapa dia ni bermake - up dan berkuku panjang ketika bertanding? Ada yg kata utk glamour & cantik. Itu hanyalah perkara zahir kata yang bertanya. Jawapannya ialah kuku panjang disimpan bertujuan utk menyuntik belon yang berisi urine bersih yang disimpan didalam kemaluannya. That's why you all tidak boleh trace steroid didalam badan dia."
Akhirnya, akibat takut atau sebaliknya, minah Florence Griffith ni pun umum lah persaraannya dalam dunai olahraga. Beberapa tahun lepas itu dia pun menemui ajal dan ada yang mengatakan ianya berpunca dari kesan pengambilan dadah berlebihan didlm badannya.
Moral of the stories, macam kata Zack Rambles, it's about how you kemut. Maknanya kalau sesiapa nak mendalami teknik kemut, bolehlah rujuk dengan SeiPool. 48 jam boleh simpan air mani dlm juboq walaupun dah berak..hehehehehe
Zack Rambles kata :
Saiful claimed in his police report of 28th June 2008, made at Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL), that he was sodomised by Anwar on the afternoon of Thursday 26th June 2008 at a condominium in Bukit Damansara. Saiful reported to the hospital on the 28th (over 48 hours later)and strangely our good and efficient Police found Anwar's semen and DNA still in the anus!
Let us assume what Saiful claimed is true. That means he avoided shitting for the two days (farting included) and did not washed his anus nor bathing to avoid spilling/overflowing the semen. As Anwar's semen is the most important evidence to collect DNA, he would have to "kemut" or vacuum-up (sorry, i can't find the right English word for kemut) for two days. He would also have to wear pampers or a tight underwear and not changing it for the two days to avoid spilling the semen.
By the time the doctor swipe his anus to fished for the remaining semen, his anus would have smell so bad and his stools would have harden up and become constipate. That is why he complained to the Burmese Doctor at Pusrawi that he had pain in his anus for a few days and that a “plastic” item had been inserted. The plastic thing is actually his harden stool !!
So folks, after this whole episode is done with, somebody should interview Saiful and learn the art of Kemut from him. It would be a very useful knowledge for our ladies !!
Just my two cents................. Hehe

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